She's so hot! And that's just from masturbation, what if I had stuck my dick in?

Honey, why don't we just jerk each other off? It's even better than sex

She doesn't give it to me on the first date, and she only jerks herself off 🤬

Jerk yourself off and jerk me off if you're not gonna have sex tonight

Show me your breasts, since you won't let me watch porn - you have to look somewhere

I'll come inside her and I won't get anything! Why, I'm ready to be a father